i hate when you’re outside and the sun
My style is black and it’s expensive
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.